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TOP TEN GOALIE PICK-UP LINES
10) "My Zamboni or yours?"
9) "Baby, I can make you do the wave!"
8) "You're my only chance to score more
times than Gretzky!"
7) "I'm Stanley. Would you like to see my cup?"
6) "Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?"
5) "I said; would you like a
puck?"
4) "My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!"
3) "Hey, do you want to be my intern?"
2) "In your case NHL stands for Non-stop Happening Lady"
1)
"I've got a curved stick"